Rachel Loosley is in the first year of her combined honours degree in Creative Writing and English.

Being psychic must be amazing -

I hear that all the time.

Getting to talk to dead rellies who wine on

and on. Yeah it’s great to hear the droning tones

of Aunt Patricia asking why

I’m still not married

and why my hair’s like that

and why I’ve chucked out the pictures

of all her beloved cats.